June 2012
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The only way that I can explain how much it is raining right now is if I asked you to think of when you hold in pee for what feels like ever and eventually go at the last minute and then there’s a massive bucket of pee that comes out for about 5 years yeah that’s how much it’s raining right now.
The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
fiddlesticksandcustard:
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor!...
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lolathecoconut:
Bold what applies
I am a male. I am a female. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes. I have scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I can be self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses or contacts. I would get plastic surgery if it were...
How to seduce John Watson in six episodes - A...
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corneliapornelia:
It will be like Romeo and Juliet? Really? You clearly have read a different version.
Well, Juliet’s actual plan was to fake death and run away with Romeo, but he didn’t know and he thought she was dead and killed himself and she woke up and saw him and went asdfghjkl and killed herself. The end.
Snape: be careful
Snape: people might think you're
Snape:
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Harry:
Hermione:
Ron:
Snape:
Universe:
God:
Snape:
Snape: up
Snape: to something
gehbiahblue:
I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
Honey, I WORK in a bookstore with a wallet… I am broke.
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waiting-for-the-tardis started following you
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
My dad's Reichenbach theory: Sherlock jumped, and when John got hit by the bike, Iron Man swooped in and saved Sherlock. This is because Robert Downey Jr. is also Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlocks must stick together.
The Great Game
Moriarty: I gave you my number, thought you might call.
Everyone watching: *gasp*
Everyone watching: IT'S THE GAY GUY.
mishacocklins:
The meaning behind your URL
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elysethekraken:
elysethekraken’s name means: 1) To be wildly popular! 2) Tells bad jokes.
samusmaximus’s name means: 1) Annoying 2) Owns a large collection of shota.
comicallyinsane’s name means: 1) Completely...
May 2012
Me: Go. The fuck. To sleep.
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murrehtrishoos:
genuinelycornflakes:
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philsoncoulip:
what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.
it looks sad
is that a regular tie
that is a regular tie
tied up
as a bow tie
oh my god andrew
did you fucking wear a regular tie
and then get embarrassed when everyone else was wearing a bowtie
and try to fix it
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On my mobile telecommunications device
Friend: Hey what are you doing?
Me: Texting.
Friend: I bet you're not.
Me: Um yes I am...
Friend: Lol yeah right I bet you're looking at shirtless photos of Daniel Radcliffe or Sherlock or Doctor Who or something.
Me: HOW AND WHEN DID YOU FIND MY TUMBLR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Friend:
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Me: You were just joking weren't you?
Friend: Yup.
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You know what I feel like doing right now?
Re-reading all the Harry Potters.
Anonymous asked: who are they talking about in the hp/lupin/sirius chat??
